Best tele-conversation I ever had (Seriously)

A call I made today, worth jotting down here:-

Christine:    Hello, may I speak to Christina?
Ms X:           She not in
Christine:    How about Ms Phua?
Ms X:           She no in also
Christine:    ….
                   Then are you Stephanie? Is Stephanie in too?
Ms X:           She-sh-she not in
Christine:    Then can anybody from your company assist me?
Ms. X:          Can I know WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
                   (I swear.. she really said that, word-for-word)
Christine:    ….
                    Nothing IS WRONG with me, thanks for your concern.
                    I just need to check whether ABC Company’s accounts is ready or not.
Ms X:            Later Ms Phua back I tell her. Who on line?
Christine:    Christine from Mudajaya
Ms X:            Cretin?
Christine:    Christine
Ms X:           Cretin?
Christine:    It’s Chrisssstinnneeee. Ends with T-I-N-E.
Ms X:            Cretin??

(To this point I felt like bursting into flame)

Christine:    Nevermind, when Ms Phua is back, get her to call me please.
Ms X:        *Click* ….Hung up

Cretin – as described in Dictionary.com – means….   
1. a stupid, obtuse, or mentally defective person.
2. an idiot.

She called my name as CRETIN 3 times okay???



3 Comments »

  1.   Pheony Said:

    on 27 December, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    hahahahaa… wonder she is purposely tease you or she really short-tounge?

  2.   jacqueline Said:

    on 28 December, 2007 at 3:21 am

    but i think she is not paying attention……..

  3.   Christine Said:

    on 28 December, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    no lar… i guess she is not well versed in english.

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